The Deaf Bookkeeper

[Jangle]

A Mafia Godfather finds out that his bookkeeper has
cheated him out of $10 million bucks. His bookkeeper is
deaf. That was the reason he got the job in the first place. It was assumed
that a deaf bookkeeper would not hear anything that
he might have to testify about in court.

When the Godfather goes to confront the bookkeeper
about his missing $10 million, he brings along his
attorney, who knows sign language.

The Godfather tells the lawyer 'Ask him where
the $10 million bucks he embezzled from me is.'

The attorney, using sign language, asks the
bookkeeper where the money is. The bookkeeper signs back: 'I
don't know what you are talking about.'

The attorney tells the Godfather: 'He says he
doesn't know what you're talking about.'

The Godfather pulls out a pistol, puts it to the
bookkeeper's temple and says, 'Ask him again!'

The attorney signs to the bookkeeper: 'He'll kill you if you don't
tell him!'

The bookkeeper signs back: 'OK!OK! You win! The
money is in a brown briefcase, buried behind the shed in my cousin Enzo's
backyard in Queens !'

The Godfather asks the attorney: 'Well,
what'd he say?'

The attorney replies: 'He says you don't
have the balls to pull the trigger.'

[Lazie]

Now, thats a dumb bookkeeper! Better him did put pen to paper.