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Asylum.com posted a collection of funny roadside church signs throughout the USA.
STAYING IN BED AND SHOUTING "OH, GOD!" DOES NOT CONSTITUTE GOING TO CHURCH !
(Houston/Galveston, Texas)
GOD WILL NEVER LEAVE YOU FOR THE JETS !
(Waupun, Wisconsin)
Can God punt? The Packers need a punter ASAP.
The Packers vs. Panthers game gave religion to everybody in Wisconsin.
For three hours, 72,000 people at Lambeau Field jumped out of their seats, and the rest of Wisconsin that wasn't out deer hunting repeatedly jumped out of their easy chairs, jumped out of their bar stools and yelled......JEEEEEEEZZZZZUSSSSSSSS CHRRRRIIIIIIIISSSSSSTTTTT !
JESUS IS THE RIZZLE FOR THE SIZZLE
Come in if you want to get your nizzle shizzled.
SEVEN DAYS WITHOUT PRAYER MAKES ONE WEAK
SIGN BROKE, MESSAGE INSIDE
SIGN MAKER ON VACATION, COME INSIDE FOR MESSAGE
ETERNITY: SMOKING OR NON-SMOKING?
SOULER ENERGY USED HERE
"STOP, DROP, AND ROLL" DOES NOT WORK IN HELL
WHATEVER
IF YOU AIN'T FIGHTING THE DEVIL, HE'S DONE GOT U
THE EASTER BUNNY DIDN'T RISE FROM THE DEAD
DO YOU EVER THINK ABOUT WHERE YOU WILL SPEND ENTIRETY
FORBIDDEN FRUIT CAUSES MANY JAMS
(especially pummmegranite)
JESUS DIED FOR "MY SPACE" IN HEAVEN
COME TO CHURCH, RESISTANCE IS FUTILE
STAYING IN BED AND SHOUTING "OH, GOD!" DOES NOT CONSTITUTE GOING TO CHURCH !
(Houston/Galveston, Texas)
GOD WILL NEVER LEAVE YOU FOR THE JETS !
(Waupun, Wisconsin)
Can God punt? The Packers need a punter ASAP.
The Packers vs. Panthers game gave religion to everybody in Wisconsin.
For three hours, 72,000 people at Lambeau Field jumped out of their seats, and the rest of Wisconsin that wasn't out deer hunting repeatedly jumped out of their easy chairs, jumped out of their bar stools and yelled......JEEEEEEEZZZZZUSSSSSSSS CHRRRRIIIIIIIISSSSSSTTTTT !
JESUS IS THE RIZZLE FOR THE SIZZLE
Come in if you want to get your nizzle shizzled.
SEVEN DAYS WITHOUT PRAYER MAKES ONE WEAK
SIGN BROKE, MESSAGE INSIDE
SIGN MAKER ON VACATION, COME INSIDE FOR MESSAGE
ETERNITY: SMOKING OR NON-SMOKING?
SOULER ENERGY USED HERE
"STOP, DROP, AND ROLL" DOES NOT WORK IN HELL
WHATEVER
IF YOU AIN'T FIGHTING THE DEVIL, HE'S DONE GOT U
THE EASTER BUNNY DIDN'T RISE FROM THE DEAD
DO YOU EVER THINK ABOUT WHERE YOU WILL SPEND ENTIRETY
FORBIDDEN FRUIT CAUSES MANY JAMS
(especially pummmegranite)
JESUS DIED FOR "MY SPACE" IN HEAVEN
COME TO CHURCH, RESISTANCE IS FUTILE