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An e-mail from Ireland
To all of our brethren in the United States... A point to ponder regardless of your political affiliation:
'We, in Ireland, can't figure out why you people are even bothering to hold an election in the United States.
On one side, you had a pants-wearing female lawyer, married to another lawyer who can't seem to keep his pants on, who just lost a long and heated primary against a lawyer, who goes to the wrong church, who is married to yet another lawyer, who may not even like the country her husband wants to run!
Now...On the other side, you have a nice old war hero whose name starts with the appropriate 'Mc' terminology, married to a good looking younger woman with big tits who owns a beer distributorship!
What on earth are ya lads thinkin over in the colonies?
To all of our brethren in the United States... A point to ponder regardless of your political affiliation:
'We, in Ireland, can't figure out why you people are even bothering to hold an election in the United States.
On one side, you had a pants-wearing female lawyer, married to another lawyer who can't seem to keep his pants on, who just lost a long and heated primary against a lawyer, who goes to the wrong church, who is married to yet another lawyer, who may not even like the country her husband wants to run!
Now...On the other side, you have a nice old war hero whose name starts with the appropriate 'Mc' terminology, married to a good looking younger woman with big tits who owns a beer distributorship!
What on earth are ya lads thinkin over in the colonies?