How di Miss USA dem love liddung suh?

[Mosiah]

Miss USA trips during beauty pageant (+pic)
Stuff.co.nz | Monday, 14 July 2008

Reuters
FALLING DOWN: Miss USA Crystle Stewart takes a tumble during the evening gown competition at the Miss Universe pageant.
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Miss USA has tripped and fallen at the Miss Universe competition for the second year in a row, it has been reported.

News agency Associated Press reported Miss USA Crystle Stewart tripped during the evening gown competition at the Miss Universe pageant in Vietnam.
It is the second year in a row the tragedy has happened to a Miss USA entrant.
Last year, Miss USA Rachel Smith also tumbled during the evening gown competition, becoming a YouTube star in the process.
A video of the latest incident isn't yet available on YouTube.

[Mosiah]

This was last year: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gZZd9UGV0uI

[Mosiah]

Nice job, Miss USA Crystle Stewart


(AP Photo)Let's review:
- The world hates America these days because of its miraculously woeful foreign policy under the Bush Administration.
- The U.S. of A. is NOT the defending gold medalist in men's basketball at the 2008 Summer Olympics in Beijing.
- The U.S. dollar is barely worth a nickel compared to a few years ago.
- Canada hates us because we stopped visiting Montreal and other touristy towns to the north because the exchange rate doesn't favor Americans anymore.
And now -- for the second year in a row, no less -- Miss USA, the supposed beacon of beauty of All-American good girl-ness, falls down during the Miss Universe pageant. Miss USA Crystle Stewart of Texas was in the top 10 at that point but tripped on her evening gown's train as she made her entrance upon the grand stage.
I mean, honestly. Is there no justice left for America? Has our penance not been served in the list above? Can't we at least have a Miss USA who can walk in high heels on the grandest stage of her career?
Seriously, she has two jobs to do: Smile and don't do anything stupid. OK, sure, she's hot and looks good during the swimsuit portion of the competition, but is staying upright while walking in heels too much to ask? Was she chewing gum at the same time?
While batting .500 will get you into the baseball hall of fame, in the pop culture entertainment world, it gets you 15 minutes of unwanted publicity.
What's next, Thanksgiving was invented by Australians? July 4 actually happened on July 5th all those years ago? Francis Scott Key lifted the lyrics for our national anthem from a Diddy track? Apple pie is really made with apricots? Betsy Ross had no fingers?
Please, America, let's gain a bit of our integrity back. Right now, our faces are covered in egg and the world doesn't have the decency to make us an omelet.

[Peter R]

The latinas clean up: Miss Venezuela, Miss Colombia and Miss Dom Rep in that order.

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[Peter R]

see the clip

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eLCbsH1SOxs

[Mosiah]

Thanks, Peter R!

[Rockman]

A control fall, she kept her legs closed?




Blessed

[MdmeX]

She know seh Mo wanted to see more of her legs, dats why she trip

[Mosiah]

legs?

[Jangle]

Can another moderata remove this post. Isn't this gloating at someone's misfortunes? Where is Zeppo when you need him? Can Zeppo's proxy HL please make a comment.

[Mosiah]

Can another moderata remove this post. Isn't this gloating at someone's misfortunes? Where is Zeppo when you need him? Can Zeppo's proxy HL please make a comment.