Mi hear seh dem run a demo of di Patios News

[Muadib]

on CVM last night.. starring Fae Ellington..

Mi bredrin seh him was ah eat dinner and almost choke pon him chicken bone...

God Help Us.. a new level of profundity.. Lee Kwan Yew hit di nail pon di head...

[Gamma]

seh wah?!!! i'm sorry....

"bloody hell you say?! was she able to make herself capable of being understood?"

[Mosiah]

Inevitable! Yuh nuh see di Gleaner a talk bout Unda di Sea for a simple tourism story?

[Muadib]

Maybe they are trying to hide the bad news from the International arena..

A method to the madness...