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  • Man Marries Stepdaughter, Continued.....

    What do you call a man who marries his own stepdaughter?

    A Republican.

    A guest on Jerry Springer.

    A member of a Baptist church in Topeka, Kansas.

    The star of "The Brady Bunch II"
    Last edited by Bruce; May 16, 2008, 11:42 AM.

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    Song: "I'm My Own Grandpa"

    "I'm My Own Grandpa"
    (written in 1948 by Moe Jaffe and Dwight Latham)
    Performed By Ray Stevens- http://www.ziplo.com/grandpa.htm

    Many, many years ago, when I was twenty-three,
    I was married to a widow who was pretty as can be.

    This widow had a grown-up daughter who had hair of red.
    My father fell in love with her, and soon they too were wed.

    This made my dad my son-in-law and really changed my life.
    Now my daughter was my mother, 'cause she was my father's wife.

    To complicate the matter, even though it brought me joy,
    I became the father of a bouncing baby boy.

    My little baby then became a brother-in-law to Dad,
    and so became my uncle, though it made me very sad.

    For if he were my uncle, then that also made him brother
    of the widow's grown-up daughter, who, of course, was my stepmother.

    Father's wife then had a son who kept him on the run,
    and he became my grandchild, for he was my daughter's son.

    My wife is now my mother's mother, and it makes me blue,
    because although she is my wife, she's my grandmother, too.

    Now if my wife is my grandmother, then I'm her grandchild,
    and every time I think of it, it nearly drives me wild.

    'cause now I have become the strangest case you ever saw
    as husband of my grandmother, I am my own grandpa.

    Oh, I'm my own grandpa.
    I'm my own grandpa.
    It sounds funny I know,
    but it really is so,
    oh, II'm my own grandpa.

    I'm my own grandpa,
    It sounds funny I know,
    but it really is so,
    I'm my own grandpa.
    but it really is so

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