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Why does the roof at RIU Mo Bay have designer stripes?
Those aren't stripes, those are SKID MARKS !
What is the most popular game at RIU Mo Bay?
COUNT THE NUMBER OF RIVETS ON THE PLANE !
What does an Arab guest at RIU Mo Bay yell when a plane crosses over?
PULL ! FIRE ONE! FIRE TWO!
What does a gay male guest at RIU Mo Bay do when he sees a plane approaching for a landing?
He activates the runway lights on his butt.
You have to live in the Midwest to appreciate this joke. Allstate Arena in Rosemont, Illinois, is directly across Interstate 90 from the end of one of the runways at O'Hare airport
What do RIU Mo Bay and Allstate Arena in Chicago have in common?
Skid marks on the roof.
Those aren't stripes, those are SKID MARKS !
What is the most popular game at RIU Mo Bay?
COUNT THE NUMBER OF RIVETS ON THE PLANE !
What does an Arab guest at RIU Mo Bay yell when a plane crosses over?
PULL ! FIRE ONE! FIRE TWO!
What does a gay male guest at RIU Mo Bay do when he sees a plane approaching for a landing?
He activates the runway lights on his butt.
You have to live in the Midwest to appreciate this joke. Allstate Arena in Rosemont, Illinois, is directly across Interstate 90 from the end of one of the runways at O'Hare airport
What do RIU Mo Bay and Allstate Arena in Chicago have in common?
Skid marks on the roof.