dan quayle quote:

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Republicans have been accused of abandoning the poor. It's the other way around. They never vote for us.

Can you believe this guy was a heart attack away from being PRESIDENT!!!!!!?!!!

how about this quote:

Votes are like trees, if you are trying to build a forest. If you have more trees than you have forests, then at that point the pollsters will probably say you will win.