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Iraqi Head Seeks Arms
(Windies Cricket could use a few more good bowlers, too)
Just a one of some goofy news headlines in a magazine I found while doing some cleaning. Some of the others:
Include Your Children When Baking Cookies
especially in oatmeal and peanut butter cookies.
Police Begin Campaign To Run Down Jaywalkers
Farmer Bill Dies In House
Stud Tires Out
The stud should join RBSC. I get advertisments for Viagra, Cialis, etc. all the time at my RBSC e-mail
Teacher Strikes Idle Kids
Miners Refuse To Work After Death
Juvenile Court To Try Shooting Defendant
Red Tape Holds Up New Bridge
(must be a Jamaican bridge)
Man Struck By Lightning Faces Battery Charge
Greeks To Probe Prime Minister
Will Bruce Golding "probe" Portia?
New Study Of Obesity Looks For Larger Test Group
Kids Make Nutritious Snacks
Maybe the kids should be fed to the obesity test group above.
Local High School Dropouts Cut In Half
(due to a shortage of lumber for wood shop class)
(Windies Cricket could use a few more good bowlers, too)
Just a one of some goofy news headlines in a magazine I found while doing some cleaning. Some of the others:
Include Your Children When Baking Cookies
especially in oatmeal and peanut butter cookies.
Police Begin Campaign To Run Down Jaywalkers
Farmer Bill Dies In House
Stud Tires Out
The stud should join RBSC. I get advertisments for Viagra, Cialis, etc. all the time at my RBSC e-mail
Teacher Strikes Idle Kids
Miners Refuse To Work After Death
Juvenile Court To Try Shooting Defendant
Red Tape Holds Up New Bridge
(must be a Jamaican bridge)
Man Struck By Lightning Faces Battery Charge
Greeks To Probe Prime Minister
Will Bruce Golding "probe" Portia?
New Study Of Obesity Looks For Larger Test Group
Kids Make Nutritious Snacks
Maybe the kids should be fed to the obesity test group above.
Local High School Dropouts Cut In Half
(due to a shortage of lumber for wood shop class)
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