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As the Bush Administration prepares for the end of their terms, plans for the George W. Bush Presidential Library have been released. The Library will include:
Hurricane Katrina Room, which is still under construction and looks like a
disaster.
Alberto Gonzales Room, where you can't remember anything you see -- or,
hear.
Texas Air National Guard Room, where you don't have to even show up.
The Walter Reed Hospital Room, where they don't let you in.
The Guantanamo Bay Room, where they don't let you out.
Weapons of Mass Destruction Room (which no one has been able to
find).
The Iraq War Room. After you complete your first tour, they
make you go back for a second, third, fourth, and sometimes fifth
tour.
Dick Cheney Room, in an undisclosed location, complete with a shooting
gallery.
Plans also include: The K-Street Project Gift Shop - Where you can buy (or just steal) an election.
The Airport Men's Room, where you can meet some of your favorite Republican
Senators.
Last, but not least, there will be an entire floor devoted to a 1/8 scale model of the President's ego.
To highlight the President's accomplishments, the museum will have an electron microscope to help you locate them.
There are no plans yet on where in the library to put the President's book. He hasn't finished coloring it, yet.
Hurricane Katrina Room, which is still under construction and looks like a
disaster.
Alberto Gonzales Room, where you can't remember anything you see -- or,
hear.
Texas Air National Guard Room, where you don't have to even show up.
The Walter Reed Hospital Room, where they don't let you in.
The Guantanamo Bay Room, where they don't let you out.
Weapons of Mass Destruction Room (which no one has been able to
find).
The Iraq War Room. After you complete your first tour, they
make you go back for a second, third, fourth, and sometimes fifth
tour.
Dick Cheney Room, in an undisclosed location, complete with a shooting
gallery.
Plans also include: The K-Street Project Gift Shop - Where you can buy (or just steal) an election.
The Airport Men's Room, where you can meet some of your favorite Republican
Senators.
Last, but not least, there will be an entire floor devoted to a 1/8 scale model of the President's ego.
To highlight the President's accomplishments, the museum will have an electron microscope to help you locate them.
There are no plans yet on where in the library to put the President's book. He hasn't finished coloring it, yet.
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