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    CHURCH FEUD

    There was a feud between the Pastor and the Choir Director of
    the Hicksville Southern Baptist Church..

    It seems the first hint of trouble came when the Pastor preached
    on 'Dedicating Yourselves to Service' and the Choir Director chose to
    sing: 'I Shall Not Be Moved'. Trying to believe it was a oincidence, the Pastor put the incident behind him.

    The next Sunday he preached on 'Giving.' Afterwards, the choir
    squirmed as the director led them in the hymn: 'Jesus Paid It All'.

    By this time, the Pastor was losing his temper. Sunday morning attendance swelled as the tension between the two built. A large crowd showed up the next week to hear his sermon on 'The Sin of Gossiping.' Would you believe the Choir Director selected the song: 'I Love To Tell The Story'.

    There was no turning back. The following Sunday the Pastor told the
    congregation that unless something changed, he was considering
    resignation. The entire church gasped when the Choir Director led
    them in: 'Why Not Tonight'?

    Truthfully, no one was surprised when the Pastor resigned a week later, explaining that Jesus had led him there and Jesus was leading him away.

    The Choir Director could not resist: 'What A Friend We Have in Jesus.'

    Life is a system of half-truths and lies, opportunistic, convenient evasion.”
    - Langston Hughes

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    Tell yuh bout SOME Church people! Hot dem hot!
    "Never doubt that a small group of thoughtful, committed citizens can change the world. Indeed, it is the only thing that ever has."

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