No, seriously the Gleaner has to stop

[Jawge]

right now! Gamma, yuh done know mi jine yuh inna di fiyah bun pon browning but ah tink wi haffi low dis one. Wha yuh say boss?

I know the lady in the blue dress

[OJ]

does she know you?

[Jawge]

Gamma ah doan waan offend yuh so:




Even throw in makeup fi good measure

[Jawge]

Ask har nuh?

[Jawge]

Gamma mi did leave dis
fi yuh fram yesterday.

[Gamma]

breds...mi tell yuh seh mi need any help? nuh badda use my name fi excuse fi peep? seen? yuh a big man, yuh fiance must can understand this NEED of yours!

[Jawge]

Hmmm, hot tempered today?

Yuh surf board mash up? hush

Hope when mi drap pitcha yuh nuh start count an fine fault.

[Gamma]

"surf board"???!!!

anyway, as mi seh thanks but no thanks. tek care of yuhself..mi neva ask yuh fi nutten seen...stap post dem mediocre pictures and call up mi name!

thanks in advance!

[Jawge]

So if mi post ah
Yendi pic an holla at you, it's okay?
Mek ah call Yendi, oh shucks sake a di damn investment millionaire dem
she change har numba bout four time now.

Dat skyboxx crew wid dem two fine dime piece deh; mi ah go send out word fi dem jine RBSC.

[Baddaz]

iyah! yuh an jawge a mek mi ded wid laff... fi real... unuh a gwaan good...

[MdmeX]

Lafta is very therapeutic