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This is too funny, but very true
Oh lord!
TALKING OF WOMEN - Sad to say, (in my opinion) there's a strange epidemic taking over inner-city neighbourhoods. It is what I call the Four Bs - enormous breasts, gargantuan bellies and bottoms, teamed with bleached faces. The health authorities can talk all they want, nobody seems to be buying the warnings about the dangers of obesity and the perils of bleaching.
The prevailing fashion statement, unfortunately, is to display extra pounds in replicas of designs originally created for anorexic recording stars. The new versions feature bras several sizes too small to contain the mammary appendages which they're given to bear. Then come the cropped tops, short enough to reveal an overload of belly skin, while below, stretch denim is put to the test to hold up distended navels and hefty thighs.
Women of all ages parade proudly in such attire. And don't forget the luridly coloured fake hair, crafted in Asian sweatshops, shipped halfway around the world to satisfy our strange cravings. A teacher in an inner-city school says one of his young male students goes into hiding everytime his mother comes to school, in the full fashion get-up. "She look too weird," he says.
The prevailing fashion statement, unfortunately, is to display extra pounds in replicas of designs originally created for anorexic recording stars. The new versions feature bras several sizes too small to contain the mammary appendages which they're given to bear. Then come the cropped tops, short enough to reveal an overload of belly skin, while below, stretch denim is put to the test to hold up distended navels and hefty thighs.
Women of all ages parade proudly in such attire. And don't forget the luridly coloured fake hair, crafted in Asian sweatshops, shipped halfway around the world to satisfy our strange cravings. A teacher in an inner-city school says one of his young male students goes into hiding everytime his mother comes to school, in the full fashion get-up. "She look too weird," he says.
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