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Two Jamaican badman are walking through country.
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>> They haven't eaten for days and are starving. They see a tree in the
distance. As they get nearer, they notice it's draped with rashers of
bacon, smoked bacon, crispy bacon, boiled bacon, grilled bacon, all
sorts of bacon. 'Look deh!', says the first badman, 'a bacon tree! And
we ah dead fe hungry! So he runs up to the tree. As he gets close, he's
peppered by a hail of bullets. His friend shouts, 'What happen?
What happen?' The first badman replies, 'No come yah man! A no bacon
tree, is a ham bush!'
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>> They haven't eaten for days and are starving. They see a tree in the
distance. As they get nearer, they notice it's draped with rashers of
bacon, smoked bacon, crispy bacon, boiled bacon, grilled bacon, all
sorts of bacon. 'Look deh!', says the first badman, 'a bacon tree! And
we ah dead fe hungry! So he runs up to the tree. As he gets close, he's
peppered by a hail of bullets. His friend shouts, 'What happen?
What happen?' The first badman replies, 'No come yah man! A no bacon
tree, is a ham bush!'
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