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  • As Jamaica, you know you are getting older if...

    Answe yes or no to the following: yes you know what it means, no you don't.

    You had an exercise book with Queen Elizabeth
    and her husband on it, instead
    of a ring binder.
    You used to listen to Redifussion.
    You wore Bata crepe to school and bought Asham
    at the gate.

    (Give yourself an extra point, if you know what
    Asham was made of)

    You remember that the Lou and Ranny show used to
    come on at 7:00 PM on a

    Sunday ("Whey me flat boad ?")

    You know what the initials T. A. D. P. stand
    for.

    You know who Tony Verity was.
    You can name more than two of the characters in
    a Jonkanoo band.

    You know what boxing title Bunny Grant held.

    You didn't buy gigs, yo yo's, kites or
    slingshots in a store. You made them

    yourself.

    You know what Fanta and Nu Grape are.

    You know what a Woolsley, Humber and Zephyr are.

    You got a washout and worm medicine at the end
    of summer holidays.

    Your school graduation was called
    "prize-giving."

    You still call Norman Manley airport
    "Palisadoes."

    You still have a BOAC bag hidden somewhere in a
    closet.

    You remember when people used to go to the
    airport, and come back with a

    twang.

    You still go to the airport just to stand on the
    waving gallery.

    When you hear classical music on the radio you
    still ask: "Is who ded now?"

    You still refer to any smooth stretch of road as
    "Barber Greene."

    You still use words like "bine" and "clyde" and
    know the difference between

    both.



    ANSWER KEY: If you answer yes to


    less than 5 you are a babe in the woods.

    5 to 10 answers, you are listening to too many
    of your parent's stories.

    11 to 15: Getting up there, watch it!

    16 to 19: You are very gray (Although you may be
    colouring/dyeing)

    All 20 or 21: You have Limacol and Bay Rum
    (maybe even a bottle of Ferrol)

    on the nightstand, and a chimmey under your bed
    Peter R

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