Summaddy help me

[Westman]

The eeediot dem get drunk after dem give my side 7 love. But dem figget seh dem did still 7 point behind we. So dem go get dem mouth burn up tiddey cause dem drunk and tink seh one match win Prem. A it look like dem Virgil done to rahtid. Him tek down a yute with a major wrestling move and there was no card, not even a dam whistle. That dam ref mussi be a WWE aficionado.

All when dem get Klopp time, dem mouth still get burn up to rahtid.

[Rockman]

Dem a crosses, a big setback inna we plans to overtake City,
but we can avenge all dat next season by winning the league.