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Pope Benedict and Pope Francis were having a heated argument in The Vatican.
Pope Francis: "I mortgaged the Vatican and bet it on Argentina"
Pope Benedict: "I bet on Chile because they shove fingers up people's a**holes!"
Then a voice came from above: "QUIET, DAMMIT!"
Pope Francis looked up and said: "Who are you?"
"This is Pope John Paul the Second", said the voice from above. "Poland isn't playing, so you two clowns shut the F**K up and let me go back to sleep!"
Pope Francis: "I mortgaged the Vatican and bet it on Argentina"
Pope Benedict: "I bet on Chile because they shove fingers up people's a**holes!"
Then a voice came from above: "QUIET, DAMMIT!"
Pope Francis looked up and said: "Who are you?"
"This is Pope John Paul the Second", said the voice from above. "Poland isn't playing, so you two clowns shut the F**K up and let me go back to sleep!"