What a pile by Raheem Sterling!

[Mosiah]

One of the best you'll ever see.

But him under 2 at Stoke.

[Peter R]

Gallery football nice fi watch! but... this is not gymnastics!

[Mosiah]

Okay, Stoni!

I'll get my abacus and start counting completed passes in a minute!

[Mosiah]

Shaqiri a done some bwoy!

Is Klopp coaching Stoke now? Cause I can see the difference in their game! Wow! Amazing!

[Peter R]

(Passes don't count either BTW)

[Mosiah]

Oh! Was that you, Peter? Mah bad!!