A man has been found under the LFC bus

[Sir X]

cutting the break pipes , mumbling oppourtunitic and christmas,christmas.He gave the FBI an alias of Claffy, prints were run and it came back to a certain Paul Marin, when asked by FBI agent X , if he has ever called any game in LFC favor he somehow escaped running down the street in handcuffs.His record was run and he was found to be a member of the LFC 10% club ,a 5th columnist organization whose stated goal is to sack bonafide managers and implement hurry come ups under the banner of supporting the manager at the detriment of the LFC club.A Poll was run to sack B.R and P.M alias Claffy hijacked 10 % of the vote to keep him in, an investigation is in process to determine if it was a cybercrime because no one believes that % could be so high to keep B.R the manager in his place .This man has never called a game predicting a LFC victory.If it ever was it was far and in between that any predication of a victory has to be discarded as a joke.He is known to hang out with an Obeah man that has a pink crystal ball, that goes by the name H.L , other compadres are his life long friend Peter alias sidekick and Assasin aka Johnny,his gun is always empty.

We advise you to approach with caution , do not , i repeat do not try to reason with any of them,they have an infectious disease that will bring you to their level so they can claim victory at their own psychotic games of always being right.

LFC has just beaten Man City and he is nowhere to be found.

[Peter R]

Oh wait!!!! breaking News: It turns out, the man under the bus has been definitely identified as one who calls himself X. Apparently he had started out watching today's match firmly ensconced among other ManCity fans. He was heard shouting " Go Raheem", "Yuh a di real big balla" " Fiya fi LFC" " Mi de pon da bus yah wid yuh" and " City fi life"... He then stood up urging on other City fans who riotously joined him in raucously singing "Blue Moon"... Eyewitnesses said that X mysteriously disappeared at half time with his team behind 1-3. A fan calling himself HL said: " One minute he was beside me, he was bawling living eye water as we were being slaughtered by marauding Koppites and next thing, he vanished like a ghost, into thin air..." Another City fan, BT, added : "He was our most stalwart supporter, ever since he came over to City. He told me he had had stints in Man City, Milan, Chelsea and most recently with Real Madrid, but that he had finally firmly decided on ManCity as his one and only true love"... HL added, " The Blue Moon song really got to him, it struck a real chord with him he told me as he finally had found a home".

At the break, a skirmish broke out in the away fans section between an unknown man, now identified as X, and another fan, Paul M. whom he accused of having taken his seat. He reportedly shouted words to the effect " u eena my seat pon de wagon...". Apparently he was hallucinating because he kept shouting in Klopp's direction...: "show dem Rafa, show dem how ball fi roll". Klopp allegedly remarked : "Wie ist diese dummpkop?"...and so X carried on throughout the match... "Rafa forever, BR never" he chanted for fifteen minutes straight at one time. The euphoric LFC fans paid him scant attention as their team was running its own riot on the field, and the voice of one apparently deranged or drunken fan among them could not detract their attention from the on-field "massacre".

Outside the stadium, after the match, the adulating Kop fans crowded the team bus as it was pulling out the stadium...one eagle eyed fan, Peter R spotted X as he was trying to get close to the bus window where he could see Coutinho sitting. He reported that X then stretched his arm out and upwards as if to touch the football star but only succeeded in revealing that below the LFC jersey he had on a powder blue ManCity top...Others spotted it at the same time: A neutral bystander Jangle witnessing the events shouted: "He's a noisy neighbour!"... and that's when all hell broke loose. In the hullabaloo X mysteriously ended up under the bus. The bus stopped and Klopp stepped out and remarked: "Ich wusste, dass er ein dummkopf war" and shook his head, gave a wry smile and got back into the coach. "Let's go home boys and celebrate" were his words to the team back on the bus.

Last reports were that X is recuperating in a Manchester City hospital. he is under police protection as extremist fans of both clubs are waiting for him to be discharged. The consensus voiced by one of them was summed up thus: "We nuh deal inna wagonis' bizniz, tek big man fi fool, yu si mi!"

We certainly wish fan X well and that he finds peace and happiness with a club somewhere, and somehow. Last we heard, he was crying out in anguish from his hospital bed: "Rafa, Rafa, why have you let me down today? "four nil Rafa??" "from a team whe call demself BarTHelona?"

We will attempt to keep you abreast of new events as they arise.