I will be going to the Gold Cup final on Sunday. Chicago is located 90 miles from here.
Ticket to Gold Cup final $35
Another ticket to Gold
Cup final, because I
forgot to take my wallet
out of my pants before
throwing them in the wash $35
Round trip train ride to
downtown Chicago $40
(note: gas, tolls, and parking would cost
about the same, plus traffic is brutal.)
Lunch $10
Seeing USA kick Mexico's ass PRICELESS
Seeing Soldier Field security
and Chicago Police beat the
crap out of unruly Mexican fans
BONUS !
Ticket to Gold Cup final $35
Another ticket to Gold
Cup final, because I
forgot to take my wallet
out of my pants before
throwing them in the wash $35

Round trip train ride to
downtown Chicago $40
(note: gas, tolls, and parking would cost
about the same, plus traffic is brutal.)
Lunch $10
Seeing USA kick Mexico's ass PRICELESS
Seeing Soldier Field security
and Chicago Police beat the
crap out of unruly Mexican fans

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