McCain Urges Military Strikes Against FIFA

[Mosiah]

McCain Urges Military Strikes Against FIFA
BY ANDY BOROWITZ

CREDIT PHOTOGRAPH BY BRETT CARLSEN/AP
WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report) – Calling the Obama Administration’s actions against the soccer organization “weak and ineffective,” Senator John McCain on Thursday proposed military action to “dismantle and destroy FIFA once and for all.”

“These are people who only understand one thing: force,” McCain said on the floor of the United States Senate. “We must make FIFA taste the vengeful might and fury of the United States military.”

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[Lazie]

Andy may have jumped the gun here. Wait for the Sunday talk shows, who knows ... he may actually come out and say it ... calling FIFA an Islamic terrorist organization.

[Rockman]

I think the similarities are hard to ignore,FIFA is the most wealthy sport entity,on par with opium fields and oil wells.FIFA infractions were tolerated from way back then only to become intolerable when the US feels afflicted(do they really expect us to believe the IRS was preoccupied with Laura Hill and rappers that they were blinded to the white elephant in the room?),just as was the case of Saddam.Also,just as in wars,the US has its band of international supporing cast,and finally,it is absolute change of leadership that is being heralded,nothing else will do.
Change to what is a concern.