Jokes of the week.

[Reggaedoc]

"The Swiss are investigating FIFA corruption".
What?. The Swiss?. The leaders in supporting global corruption throughout the history of the world are investigating corruption?. Are we supposed to take that seriously?

Blatter has the strong support of Russia, African and CONCACAF member federations. What a joke. The most corrupt federations supporting the least corrupt candidate?.

Jack-the-ripper's own sons might be the ones to send the
prince-of-thieves to prison for years.

[Bruce]

In heaven, the English are the police, the French are the cooks, the Swiss are the administrators, the Italians are the lovers, and the Germans are the mechanics.

In hell, the English are the cooks, the French are the administrators, the Swiss are the lovers, the Italians are the mechanics, and the Germans are the police.

[Peter R]

How about this one: "Orange is the new Jack"... get it? LOL