Exchanging texts with a Nigerian player as we speak

[Mosiah]

[11/3, 2:31 PM] Baron Marshall: Can't promise you anything unless you show me you are way better than the players I am working with right now
[11/3, 2:31 PM] +234 812 *** ****: League match
[11/3, 2:31 PM] Baron Marshall: How old are you
[11/3, 2:32 PM] +234 812 *** ****: I'm better sir
[11/3, 2:32 PM] +234 812 *** ****: I'm just 17year
[11/3, 2:32 PM] +234 812 *** ****: Going to 18
[11/3, 2:33 PM] Baron Marshall: No what is your real age? Don't give me that Nigeria sh1t
[11/3, 2:33 PM] +234 812 *** **** : My real age is 21 sir
[11/3, 2:34 PM] +234 812 *** ****: I cut my age to 16 so dat I can have playing time
[11/3, 2:34 PM] Baron Marshall: What does your passport say?
[11/3, 2:35 PM] +234 812 *** ****: I have 2 passport on say 20 and the 2nd say 16
[11/3, 2:35 PM] +234 812 *** ****: I did dat blcos o promise agent
[11/3, 2:35 PM] Baron Marshall: Oh lord! Anyway send CV
[11/3, 2:36 PM] +234 812 *** ****: If u ready to help me u will tell me dat age u need
[11/3, 2:36 PM] +234 812 *** **** : So dat I can do a new one

If I laff I sprinkle!

[Bricktop]

give the old man a chance...him eager

[Mosiah]

You should see the pics! Sent me like 30! Had to tell him to stop! Like that was going to impress me!

Sigh

[Don1]

[11/3, 2:31 PM]
[11/3, 2:31 PM] Baron Marshall: How old are you
[11/3, 2:32 PM] +234 812 *** ****: I'm better sir
[11/3, 2:32 PM] +234 812 *** ****: I'm just 17year
[11/3, 2:32 PM] +234 812 *** ****: Going to 18
[11/3, 2:33 PM] Baron Marshall: No what is your real age? Don't give me that Nigeria sh1t
[11/3, 2:33 PM] +234 812 *** **** : My real age is 21 sir
[11/3, 2:34 PM] +234 812 *** ****: I cut my age to 16 so dat I can have playing time
[11/3, 2:34 PM] Baron Marshall: What does your passport say?
[11/3, 2:35 PM] +234 812 *** ****: I have 2 passport on say 20 and the 2nd say 16
[11/3, 2:35 PM] +234 812 *** ****: I did dat blcos o promise agent
[11/3, 2:35 PM] Baron Marshall: Oh lord! Anyway send CV
[11/3, 2:36 PM] +234 812 *** ****: If u ready to help me u will tell me dat age u need
[11/3, 2:36 PM] +234 812 *** **** : So dat I can do a new one

If I laff I sprinkle!

wooooiieee mi ulnar nerve!!!!!!!!!

[Mosiah]

Ulnar nerve - dah nerve deh haffi do wid integrity?

[Don1]

Ulnar nerve - dah nerve deh haffi do wid integrity?

LOL! Yuh humerus tudeh puppa

[Hortical]

His real age is likely 25!