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In following the rules of forum legal procedure, Mr. X, also known as X, heX, jinX, Xlax, Xuberant and a number of other aliases (a common practice among the criminal element) was found guilty of HIGH TREASON as charged. The jury took two days to deliberate before rendering a verdict. At the sentencing, Judge Marin addressed the court room with the following statement:
"Mr. X, you have been found guilty by a jury of your peers. They have weighed the evidence carefully, deliberated and found no good reason to exonerate you of the charges. It is also note worthy that neither City supporters Mr. HL or Mr. Bricktop cast a vote - as was their right - and that Mr. Jangle, a known reprobate and Forum troublemaker, was the only vote (other than your own) proclaiming your innocence.
I hope Mr. X that you have learned from your mistake, that you understand that being a Liverpool fan, (or a fan of any club), carries with it responsibility to the club, its owners, and one's fellow supporters. Mr. X, when we proclaim allegiance to a club, we have to take the good with the bad, winning with losing, success with failure, and trudge on regardless. This is the Spirit of Shankly, embodied in the words of the chune "You'll Never Walk Alone". For what would football be if all of us were to follow your lead and simply jump to another club when it suits us, then jump back at our whim?
Ah nuh so it werk! I mean, as much as it pains me to say this, did you see Rockman, Lazie, Westman or even that lowlife Jangle jump from the sinking Manu** ship this season? It is a sad day when a (former) Liverpool fan can be shown up by the fans of "that" club. 
I must further say that we are surprised at your actions for we all know your father, a good man (when he takes his medication), a loyal Gummers supporter, and a decent citizen. It pains me to see a bwoy like you from a good family and good upbringing go so wrong. You have choosen to chase the flash and big money over at City and associate yourself with the nouveaux riche of low class degenerates HL and Bricktop. You chose to leave Football Royalty to go and hang with the equivalent of Allie G. & Oliver. It is sad.
Anyway, we are a compassionate court and while we shall make an example of you, it is important that the Forum understands that this verdict does not mean that we shall ban you from pretending that you are a Liverpool fan, from expounding on the greatness of Liverpool, Rafa, KD, or even from denigrating Brendan Rodgers or the team - you are free to speak as you wish. However, what this verdict DOES DO, is to transfer your GOAT MOUT from Liverpool directly onto City. You are now their problem. So, let the record show that you shall be forever treated in this forum (irrespective of any overtures declaring allegiance to Liverpool), and to the Football gods, as a City fan, and shall be considered so until such time that the court sees fit to listen to your appeal. Until then, you are branded X - CITY FOR LIFE and hereby remanded into the custody of Messrs. HL and Bricktop. May the gods have pity on you!"
"Mr. X, you have been found guilty by a jury of your peers. They have weighed the evidence carefully, deliberated and found no good reason to exonerate you of the charges. It is also note worthy that neither City supporters Mr. HL or Mr. Bricktop cast a vote - as was their right - and that Mr. Jangle, a known reprobate and Forum troublemaker, was the only vote (other than your own) proclaiming your innocence.
I hope Mr. X that you have learned from your mistake, that you understand that being a Liverpool fan, (or a fan of any club), carries with it responsibility to the club, its owners, and one's fellow supporters. Mr. X, when we proclaim allegiance to a club, we have to take the good with the bad, winning with losing, success with failure, and trudge on regardless. This is the Spirit of Shankly, embodied in the words of the chune "You'll Never Walk Alone". For what would football be if all of us were to follow your lead and simply jump to another club when it suits us, then jump back at our whim?
Ah nuh so it werk! I mean, as much as it pains me to say this, did you see Rockman, Lazie, Westman or even that lowlife Jangle jump from the sinking Manu** ship this season? It is a sad day when a (former) Liverpool fan can be shown up by the fans of "that" club. I must further say that we are surprised at your actions for we all know your father, a good man (when he takes his medication), a loyal Gummers supporter, and a decent citizen. It pains me to see a bwoy like you from a good family and good upbringing go so wrong. You have choosen to chase the flash and big money over at City and associate yourself with the nouveaux riche of low class degenerates HL and Bricktop. You chose to leave Football Royalty to go and hang with the equivalent of Allie G. & Oliver. It is sad.
Anyway, we are a compassionate court and while we shall make an example of you, it is important that the Forum understands that this verdict does not mean that we shall ban you from pretending that you are a Liverpool fan, from expounding on the greatness of Liverpool, Rafa, KD, or even from denigrating Brendan Rodgers or the team - you are free to speak as you wish. However, what this verdict DOES DO, is to transfer your GOAT MOUT from Liverpool directly onto City. You are now their problem. So, let the record show that you shall be forever treated in this forum (irrespective of any overtures declaring allegiance to Liverpool), and to the Football gods, as a City fan, and shall be considered so until such time that the court sees fit to listen to your appeal. Until then, you are branded X - CITY FOR LIFE and hereby remanded into the custody of Messrs. HL and Bricktop. May the gods have pity on you!"
Paul Marin -19 is one thing, 20 is a whole other matter. It gets even worse if they win the UCL. *groan*. 
05/18/2011.MU fans naah cough, but all a unuh a vomit?-Lazie 1/11/2015
But hey, here's the good news. If heX is at City, THEY ARE DOOMED...and you still only have to worry about one front...so it's all good...well...except for HL and Bricktop.
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