Hear Ye, Hear Ye, by the powers invested in me by the forum massive, its honorable members, and its able administration, by decree, and subject to the laws of the forum and the creed of football fans everywhere, a court martial shall be assembled to hear, meet, confer, and pass just sentence upon the man known as X for the crime of TREASON against the Kop. X goes by many aliases, heX, Xlax, Xcuse, Xuberant, Xcited and many others, so be it understood by the forum, that this is the same living natural person accused of said crime. Bringing the case for the prosecution and representing Liverpool Football Club forum fans shall be the Rt. Honourable Paul Marin, who shall also act as the presiding Judge in this case. The jury shall be the members of the forum, who shall have the right to vote in a poll set up specifically for the purpose of determining Mr. X's guilt (or innocence :choke
. Mr. X shall have the right to defend himself, either directly, or with counsel of his choice. If he does not have the means to fund representation, Judge Marin shall appoint, at the forum's cost and expense, suitable defense counsel. May the record show that the forum has, in accordance with its bylaws, constitution and acts, accepted the complaint and hereby ordered Mr. X to appear before said court on May 12, 2014.

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