Xcuse, You're hired!

[Jangle]

I need you your services in supporting the Empire for the next few matches....say 4. I will be hoping that we continue to lose or play the same drab football over the next 2 months and get our azzez kicked at Old Trafford in the return leg of the CL. You will be properly compensated. Thank you sir.

[HL]

[Dunny]

I need you your services in supporting the Empire for the next few matches....say 4. I will be hoping that we continue to lose or play the same drab football over the next 2 months and get our azzez kicked at Old Trafford in the return leg of the CL. You will be properly compensated. Thank you sir.

Unuh a call fi divine intervention! The Empire is crumbling brick by brick.

[Lazie]

Unuh a call fi divine intervention! The Empire is crumbling brick by brick.

David Moyes is a Liverpool agent. Me get suspicious now. Yet, the board is apparently waiting for the team to get relegated before taking action.

[Sir X]

Moyes needs to finish the job we planted him to do,like your Fergie planted Hodgson in our ass.

He needs to blow your transfer budget to at least 150 million ,do the month for the 1st season of 2014 then you can sack him,so by christmas when you have another 2nd rate coach ( season start in europe all bonafide coaches tied up) he spends another 50 million ,thats 200 million in debt stuck in 7 th position until the end of the season, then you get a real coach by 20 15 ,at least 2 seasons no C.L or top 4 finish at least 200m in debt probably 400m when you include interest.

Hell fi come outta dat.

[Dunny]

David Moyes is a Liverpool agent. Me get suspicious now. Yet, the board is apparently waiting for the team to get relegated before taking action.

Lazie, Man U won't see another league title in the next 10 years. Man U were handed the title last season gift wrapped by Mancini and Wenger. Man City should've won the league easily but Mancini is inept and Wenger gave unuh Van Persie, title was gift wrapped to rahtid!

[Jangle]

Bwoy yuh heart black sah....

[Lazie]

Lazie, Man U won't see another league title in the next 10 years. Man U were handed the title last season gift wrapped by Mancini and Wenger. Man City should've won the league easily but Mancini is inept and Wenger gave unuh Van Persie, title was gift wrapped to rahtid!

Yes, as I said yesterday, when MU win the title it's because other teams handed it to them. Strange, Man City beat MU by goal difference yet no one looked at the mistakes Fergie made in the Wigan and Blackburn games, yet unuh eager fi praise City.

[Lazie]

Bwoy yuh heart black sah....

You actually understood that crap?

[Jangle]

He needs to blow your transfer budget to at least 150 million

Just this part. The rest, I think his computer started acting up....it was garbled

[Dunny]

Yes, as I said yesterday, when MU win the title it's because other teams handed it to them. Strange, Man City beat MU by goal difference yet no one looked at the mistakes Fergie made in the Wigan and Blackburn games, yet unuh eager fi praise City.

The squad have been lacking investment for a few years it was only the genius of Fergie had them doing so well. Now them panic and spent 60 million on Fellaini and Mata

[Lazie]

The squad have been lacking investment for a few years it was only the genius of Fergie had them doing so well. Now them panic and spent 60 million on Fellaini and Mata

So if the former manager had them winning the league by 11 points, what does it say about his replacement? Personally I didn't expect to win the league, but damn, it is clear Moyes took up what he cannot manage.

[Dunny]

So if the former manager had them winning the league by 11 points, what does it say about his replacement? Personally I didn't expect to win the league, but damn, it is clear Moyes took up what he cannot manage.

It is something that happens, it doesn't mean Moyes is a poor manager. Rafa followed Mourinho at Inter and look what happened. It could be the job is too big for Moyes but it could also be that even a different manager would struggle, that we will never know.

[Lazie]

It is something that happens, it doesn't mean Moyes is a poor manager. Rafa followed Mourinho at Inter and look what happened. It could be the job is too big for Moyes but it could also be that even a different manager would struggle, that we will never know.

Dunny, Moyes knew he was the new manager before last season ended. He had all summer and who did he bring in? His fellow coaching staff that didn't even win a Mercyside derby. He rejected signing the Spanish player to pay for Fellanini. All of this has to be placed at Moyes' feet. Any other manager would have made signings before the start of the season.

[Jangle]

His fellow coaching staff that didn't even win a Mercyside derby.

Me see Phil Neville who we run whey siddung pon di bench like a ole fart up eena Moyes ears.