Why the 'ell do I bodder...

[HL]

U.S. Men

vs. Ukraine
Stadium Metallist; Kharkiv, Ukraine
March 5, 2014 @ 2 p.m. ET
ESPN2, WatchESPN, UniMas

also:
The U.S. Men’s National Team will continue its long rivalry against Mexico when the teams square off April 2 at University of Phoenix Stadium in Glendale, Ariz. Kickoff for USA-Mexico, presented by AT&T, is set for 8 p.m. Arizona Time (11 p.m. ET) and will be broadcast live on ESPN2, WatchESPN, UniMas and ESPN Deportes Radio.

[Mosiah]

We already told you not to!

[Karl]

Thanks, boss.