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HL & BRICKTOP GONE MISSING
(AP) Police searching for missing Manchester City fans and comedy duo HL and Bricktop. Police believe they have fled the area following Manchester City's deplorable performance against Norwich City earlier today in a scoreless draw at Carrow Road. The pair have been seen quite frequently in various online forums whenever City pull of victories (which HL frequently credits to his psychic powers) but things took turn for the worst when Chelsea beat City earlier in the week at Etihad. The loss brought the blues' 100% unbeaten streak this year in the Premiership to an unceremonious end.
Witnesses at a local bar, including one Mosiah and newly minted Liverpool fan Stonigut (both celebrating Liverpool's comprehensive 5-1 victory over Arsenal) claim the pair were last seen drinking there as well just after midday when Bricktop vociferously and suddenly screamed the words "DYAM CRYSTAL BALL!!!" at HL who apparently tried to protect a foggy glass ball sitting on the bar in front of him by tucking the object beneath his arm pit and bolting from the establishment. Other patrons report that Bricktop chased HL out of the bar screaming obscenities at the top of his lungs.
Metro police have launched a missing persons inquiry in the pair's disappearance and have launched a public appeal for more information on via social media. When asked if they had any further information that might help the police, Messrs Stoni and Mosiah were quoted as saying "They might be with Dunny and OJ" who also seem to be missing the area.
(AP) Police searching for missing Manchester City fans and comedy duo HL and Bricktop. Police believe they have fled the area following Manchester City's deplorable performance against Norwich City earlier today in a scoreless draw at Carrow Road. The pair have been seen quite frequently in various online forums whenever City pull of victories (which HL frequently credits to his psychic powers) but things took turn for the worst when Chelsea beat City earlier in the week at Etihad. The loss brought the blues' 100% unbeaten streak this year in the Premiership to an unceremonious end.
Witnesses at a local bar, including one Mosiah and newly minted Liverpool fan Stonigut (both celebrating Liverpool's comprehensive 5-1 victory over Arsenal) claim the pair were last seen drinking there as well just after midday when Bricktop vociferously and suddenly screamed the words "DYAM CRYSTAL BALL!!!" at HL who apparently tried to protect a foggy glass ball sitting on the bar in front of him by tucking the object beneath his arm pit and bolting from the establishment. Other patrons report that Bricktop chased HL out of the bar screaming obscenities at the top of his lungs.
Metro police have launched a missing persons inquiry in the pair's disappearance and have launched a public appeal for more information on via social media. When asked if they had any further information that might help the police, Messrs Stoni and Mosiah were quoted as saying "They might be with Dunny and OJ" who also seem to be missing the area.
Paul Marin -19 is one thing, 20 is a whole other matter. It gets even worse if they win the UCL. *groan*. 
05/18/2011.MU fans naah cough, but all a unuh a vomit?-Lazie 1/11/2015
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