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    Man Utd striker Hernandez cuts crime in Mexico

    Crime fighter ... Javier Hernandez, aka Chicharito
    EXCLUSIVE By GORDON SMART and CAROLINE McGUIRE
    Last Updated: 03rd December 2012

    MAN United star Javier Hernandez is so popular in his native Mexico that crime there drops when he plays.
    And more pregnant women get excited and go into LABOUR when the goal-grabbing striker pulls on a red shirt.

    Mexico City top cop Jorge Carlos Martinez said: “Crimes like car jacking, muggings and robberies go down.

    “It seems even the criminals want to take time off to see our hero play. Also the birth rates go up.”

    The police chief hopes United boss Sir Alex Ferguson will keep 24-year-old Javier — nicknamed Chicharito — off the bench as the capital is currently facing a crime wave.

    He said: “We need all the help that we can get.”

    Up to 15,000 people are murdered by drugs gangs every year in Mexico.


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    Manchester United. What an entity? By the way, Jamaica nuh have nuhbody that duh the same? No Bolt and Blake dem nuh count, in 9 or 19 seconds dem off the stage.
    "Jamaica's future reflects its past, having attained only one per cent annual growth over 30 years whilst neighbours have grown at five per cent." (Article)

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    • #3
      While crime in england soars from angry rioting fans after another extra 5 minutes from nowhere is added for them score the winner at O.T.

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