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Yaya's gonna Toure you up
Manchester City are reportedly paying Yaya Toure £220,000-a-week but on recent showings, it isn't nearly enough. The man is like an enormous, turbo-charged chest of drawers, eating up turf like a planet-shaped Combine harvester. His two goals at the Athletic Indirect Stadium Arena pushed the noisy neighbours within spitting distance of their first title in 44 years and towards proof that money can buy you happiness.
Toure is so devastating when switched into a more advanced role in the second half of vital matches it's a wonder Roberto Mancini doesn't start him there in the first place. City's oil-rich owners are so vastly wealthy, perhaps instead of signing Robin van Persie or Gareth Bale, they should plough some cash into cloning Yaya, so one can play at either tip of the midfield diamond. His two goals brought the mood at Champions League-chasing Toon doon, much like a fart in a lift would.
Fergie had been relying on the usual brilliance of Pa******** Cisse, but unfortunately for him, the striker's well of world class goals was used up in midweek. After a muted 2-0 victory over Swansea, in which neither goal was celebrated, the Manchester United gaffer was reduced to kissing Mark Hughes' arse, expressing his wish that "Sparky" was able to play for QPR, and reminding his former hard man just how unceremoniously he'd been dumped by City. But you knew he had as much belief in what he was saying as in a prolific, invisible Unicorn popping up to score a late winner for Rangers at the Etihad next week
Manchester City are reportedly paying Yaya Toure £220,000-a-week but on recent showings, it isn't nearly enough. The man is like an enormous, turbo-charged chest of drawers, eating up turf like a planet-shaped Combine harvester. His two goals at the Athletic Indirect Stadium Arena pushed the noisy neighbours within spitting distance of their first title in 44 years and towards proof that money can buy you happiness.
Toure is so devastating when switched into a more advanced role in the second half of vital matches it's a wonder Roberto Mancini doesn't start him there in the first place. City's oil-rich owners are so vastly wealthy, perhaps instead of signing Robin van Persie or Gareth Bale, they should plough some cash into cloning Yaya, so one can play at either tip of the midfield diamond. His two goals brought the mood at Champions League-chasing Toon doon, much like a fart in a lift would.
Fergie had been relying on the usual brilliance of Pa******** Cisse, but unfortunately for him, the striker's well of world class goals was used up in midweek. After a muted 2-0 victory over Swansea, in which neither goal was celebrated, the Manchester United gaffer was reduced to kissing Mark Hughes' arse, expressing his wish that "Sparky" was able to play for QPR, and reminding his former hard man just how unceremoniously he'd been dumped by City. But you knew he had as much belief in what he was saying as in a prolific, invisible Unicorn popping up to score a late winner for Rangers at the Etihad next week
Paul Marin -19 is one thing, 20 is a whole other matter. It gets even worse if they win the UCL. *groan*. 
05/18/2011.MU fans naah cough, but all a unuh a vomit?-Lazie 1/11/2015
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