Ronaldo Is Gone...

[Bricktop]

and the shell shocked neighbours have nothing to show for it:

However the key figures of interest to supporters show the Glazers have now spent every penny of the money received from the sale of Ronaldo, and more.

[Lazie]

and the shell shocked neighbours have nothing to show for it:

Huh? Since Ronaldo's departure ..

DeGea, Lindegaad, Smalling, Jones, Young, Valenca and Hernandez has been signed.

They've won the EPL, League Cup and Charity Shield.

Beaten UCL finalist last season.

Wha yuh smoking?

[Bricktop]

Huh? Since Ronaldo's departure ..

DeGea, Lindegaad, Smalling, Jones, Young, Valenca and Hernandez has been signed.

They've won the EPL, League Cup and Charity Shield.

Beaten UCL finalist last season.

Wha yuh smoking?

You are enduring a trophyless season...when last dat happen? High grade mi smoke...awoe...

[Lazie]

You are enduring a trophyless season...when last dat happen? High grade mi smoke...awoe...

How it gonna be trophyless? Yuh forgot who beat yuh to win the Community Shield? And please don't claim that nuh count ... the expression on Kompany's face after the final whistle told a different story.

[Bricktop]

Man draw fi Patty Shop Shield to rhattid

[Lazie]

Man draw fi Patty Shop Shield to rhattid

Until yuh win it ... yuh in no position to call any trophy patty shop trophy.

[Jangle]

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