Morning chuckle

[Peter R]

>A man had two great tickets for the FIFA World Cup final.
>>
>>As he sits down, another man comes down and asks if anyone is
>>sitting in the seat next to him.
>>
>>"No", he says, "The seat is empty".
>>
>>
>>"This is incredible!" said the man, "who in their right mind would
>>have a seat like this for the World Cup final, the biggest sporting
>>event in
>>the year, and not use it?"
>>
>>He says, "Well, actually, the seat belongs to me. My wife was
>>supposed
>>to come with me, but she passed away. This is the first Cup Final
>>we
>>haven't been together since we got married".
>>
>>"Oh . I'm sorry to hear that. That's terrible. I guess you couldn't
>>find someone else, a friend or relative or even a neighbour to take
>>the
>>seat?"
>>
>>The man shakes his head...
>>
>>"No. They're all at the funeral
>>

[Exile]

"That's sick!" says .... when I shared your humour. lol. For guy, says I.

[Peter R]

definitely sick! that's why it's only a chuckle, not a ROTFADWL...