Suarez 1...2...3

[Paul Marin]

Okay boys and girls...today's lesson is from the incomparable Luis Suarez, the prems best bruckist. This from his first goal in Liverpool's come from behind 2-1 win at Stoke in today's Carling Cup action:

Lesson 1. The ball control; notice how easy he brings down the pass

Lesson 2. The salad; wicked!! Poor Shotton, he didn't know what hit him.

Lesson 3. The finish; simply exquisite.

Wow!!! Master class. Gamma, any stupid comments about Suarez being a tief and you will be wearing a dunce cap ^ and be made to sit at the back of the class with Jangle.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature...VPjf6Pi8#t=23s

[Mosiah]

It is great goal! And the salad, despite coming at the start of the move, was the icing on the cake.

Him still tief, and probably racist, and ah doan want him pon mi team!!!

[Paul Marin]

It is great goal! And the salad, despite coming at the start of the move, was the icing on the cake.

Him still tief, and probably racist, and ah doan want him pon mi team!!!

Cooyah...mi fin' a video on youtube of an interview of Jangle (Manu** expert)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature...jpc4tSlxI#t=3s

[Lazie]

Cooyah...mi fin' a video on youtube of an interview of Jangle (Manu** expert)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature...jpc4tSlxI#t=3s

.. no one can doubt that he is a life long fan.

[Jangle]

What is the Blooper?

[Gamma]

if stupid = truth then ... suarez IS a tief!!! i ahve always said he was an excellent football player, check the record! he had a phenomenal scoring record in the dutch league ... comparable to people like romario, ronaldo, rvn and the best of the mest from the eredivisie ... but dat don't make him NOT a thief and a possible racist a-hole!

[Paul Marin]

What is the Blooper?

From time mi know seh you don' have no sense:

Interviewer: How long have you been supporting Manchester United?

Jangle: 6

Interviewer: For 6 years?

Jangle: Yes

Interviewer: Well how old are you?

Jangle: 4

This video proves that you were a dunce since you were a young manc.

[Paul Marin]

if stupid = truth then ... suarez IS a tief!!! ...and a possible racist a-hole!

put this hat on ^ and go to the back of the class room...jangle, squeeze een an mek room fi gamma.

[Gamma]

as if that will change the truth of anything ......

[Jangle]

Yaad fowl easy fi ketch.........

The boy was correct when he said 6 years. He has been a fan since he was a sperm.....now do the maths.

[Paul Marin]

as if that will change the truth of anything ......

Truth? Come on Gamma, we done beat de world cup one to death as a major difference of opinion and the racist one is not proven. Tek a nex' hat ^ an' give jangle dis -->

[Gamma]

so he wasn't a cheat in the world cup?

[Twan]

Nope

[Bruce]

Suarez a thief?

Sing to "When Johnny Comes Marching Home"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WMJTycleWrc

Gyan to take the penalty kick, he shoots....HE SUCKS!
Gyan to take the penalty kick, he shoots....HE SUCKS!
Gyan the Ghana superstar, shot the ball above the bar.
THEN CAME MENSAH, he completely whiffed.

[Paul Marin]

so he wasn't a cheat in the world cup?

How do you define a "cheat"?