For ALL Arsenal Fans

[Paul Marin]

Bwoy me and the wife go a BJ's the other day and filled two trolleys with groceries. After the cashier run everything through the register and me see the bill, me draw out one of the plastic cyard dem outa me wallet and gi her fi swipe. After she swipe it 3 or 4 times and it come up decline, me ask her if she caan juss mek me gwaan wid the items because I promised her pon God Almighty to pay her. My wife and I were cordially escorted out of the store by the two likkle guardaman dem weh siddung outa di front door.

Were you using a Manu** credit card? That one done gone £500M (£700M depending on who you listen to) so maybe that is what happened. Sorry to hear it. Must have been a bit "awkward" to say the least.