Breaking News!

[Bruce]

Wisconsin governor Scott Walker has stolen the USA's place in the U-17 World Cup and is selling it to the highest bidder.

[Mosiah]

not a lick a sense, Bruce!

[Bruce]

Mosiah....

You have to live in Wisconsin to understand it. Scott Walker, puppet of the billionaire Koch Brothers, is a bigger scumbag than Bruce Golding.

After the Green Bay Packers beat the Chicago Bears in the NFC Championship, I would not be surprised if Walker tried to sell the Packers place in the Super Bowl.

[Mosiah]

You have to live in Wisconsin to understand it. Scott Walker, puppet of the billionaire Koch Brothers, is a bigger scumbag than Bruce Golding.

After the Green Bay Packers beat the Chicago Bears in the NFC Championship, I would not be surprised if Walker tried to sell the Packers place in the Super Bowl.

He must be the mother of all scumbags, then!

[Seuss]

This is a real FASSCII bought and paid for by the Koch brothers and proud ofit.