Football Fan's take on American Football

[Karl]

American football is an incomprehensible game, Someone kicks a ball, someone catches it, and the rest of the field jumps on the person who has it. Then they rest for a while. 25 minutes after they have 5 minutes on the clock, they still have 3 minutes left. In real football, a.k.a. soccer, they kick the ball, and keep running for 90 real minutes. That's the sport for athletes. The other is the sport for human tanks.

- A football fan!

[Peter R]

To voice such opinions in America might just get you (football fan) sent to Guantanamo Bay...