Time to take matters in my own hand

[Jangle]

Over the past few weeks I have been very busy to the point of neglecting my sworn duties bestowed on me as Vice President of The Empire Fan Club. So Mr. President, I have taken off the day to run some errands and most importantly, to sit and watch the Empire destroy a side. Due to my deriliction of duty over the past few weeks, the Empire has faltered against some dibby-dibby side. All that shyte ends today!!!! Today you will see how big side crush likkle side. Mr. President, see you at match time.