Jangle United surge to top
Staff reporter
December 31, 2009
Well the final round of matches have been played for 2009, and Jangle United has surged into the top of the Harbour Sharks League. The first half of the 2009/2010 season has seen a real tug-o-war among the 13 teams in the league. After several weeks atop of the table, ReggaeArsenal was finally displaced by the relentless Jangle United. In an interview with the Harbour Sharks News Agency, the manager, Jangle, had a lot to say:
"First of all I want to thank God, because without him I would not be in this position; and I want to thank my family for believing in me; and I want to thank my agent; and lastly I want to thank my players for their determination. I also want to thank all my haters because they were the ones who inspired me and my team."
After months of ranting and raving for the last 5 months, Xcuse is in his familiar position in the lower echelons of the table, even with his 20 points. Same old, same old. It's been 2 months now since we have heard from Paul Marin. I will not say any more, but just wish him all the best in his time of recuperation. Rumor has it that he was severely beaten by his wife after she found out that his so-called business trips were nothing more than several trysts with R&B singer Rhianna. His complete dental work was reported to be in the high thousands.
Harbour Sharks League
PlayerNameMessagePoints
1.Jangle United * Jangle
813
2.ReggaeArsenal george freeman
810
3.Slurgie's Nightmare Paul Marin
798
4.nhor burgundy's XI Rohn Rainford
790
5.Gooner Hill F.C Shaun Akinsola
778
6.Freddy is God United Forumite TK
758
7.LightBluesFC Antoine McKenzie
737
8.Chelsea Lions Robert Harvey
729
9.tantos c-bar Patrick phillips
723
10.Christ Church F.C. Kevin Ramsay
722
11.LiverpoolXXX kyle wallace
713
12.per curiam Rickie Davis
636
13.Citation FC Brian Thompson
364
Staff reporter
December 31, 2009
Well the final round of matches have been played for 2009, and Jangle United has surged into the top of the Harbour Sharks League. The first half of the 2009/2010 season has seen a real tug-o-war among the 13 teams in the league. After several weeks atop of the table, ReggaeArsenal was finally displaced by the relentless Jangle United. In an interview with the Harbour Sharks News Agency, the manager, Jangle, had a lot to say:
"First of all I want to thank God, because without him I would not be in this position; and I want to thank my family for believing in me; and I want to thank my agent; and lastly I want to thank my players for their determination. I also want to thank all my haters because they were the ones who inspired me and my team."
After months of ranting and raving for the last 5 months, Xcuse is in his familiar position in the lower echelons of the table, even with his 20 points. Same old, same old. It's been 2 months now since we have heard from Paul Marin. I will not say any more, but just wish him all the best in his time of recuperation. Rumor has it that he was severely beaten by his wife after she found out that his so-called business trips were nothing more than several trysts with R&B singer Rhianna. His complete dental work was reported to be in the high thousands.
Harbour Sharks League
PlayerNameMessagePoints
1.Jangle United * Jangle
![](http://premierfantasy.soccernet.espn.go.com/img/message.gif)
2.ReggaeArsenal george freeman
![](http://premierfantasy.soccernet.espn.go.com/img/message.gif)
3.Slurgie's Nightmare Paul Marin
![](http://premierfantasy.soccernet.espn.go.com/img/message.gif)
4.nhor burgundy's XI Rohn Rainford
![](http://premierfantasy.soccernet.espn.go.com/img/message.gif)
5.Gooner Hill F.C Shaun Akinsola
![](http://premierfantasy.soccernet.espn.go.com/img/message.gif)
6.Freddy is God United Forumite TK
![](http://premierfantasy.soccernet.espn.go.com/img/message.gif)
7.LightBluesFC Antoine McKenzie
![](http://premierfantasy.soccernet.espn.go.com/img/message.gif)
8.Chelsea Lions Robert Harvey
![](http://premierfantasy.soccernet.espn.go.com/img/message.gif)
9.tantos c-bar Patrick phillips
![](http://premierfantasy.soccernet.espn.go.com/img/message.gif)
10.Christ Church F.C. Kevin Ramsay
![](http://premierfantasy.soccernet.espn.go.com/img/message.gif)
11.LiverpoolXXX kyle wallace
![](http://premierfantasy.soccernet.espn.go.com/img/message.gif)
12.per curiam Rickie Davis
![](http://premierfantasy.soccernet.espn.go.com/img/message.gif)
13.Citation FC Brian Thompson
![](http://premierfantasy.soccernet.espn.go.com/img/message.gif)
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