Ra ss! Mi just see Usain Bolt lick a rahtid shot in

[Mosiah]

di Bell-Zaidie Classic! After shifting a bwoy, Usain unleash a left foot shot which cannoned the ball in the far pigeon hole!!!!

I don't know what more to say. Give di man di National Hero ting next year and done! And name di county of Cornwall after him!

[Lionpaw]

Yeh mon fi real mi seet to! Di man look Raul-esque to blertnaawt. What a clinical finish it was. Mi nuh see nuh balla pon di national team wha put whey a goal like dat from Lowe days. F*$& naming the county after him, let's name the country after him!!! Usainia or UPB(United Parishes of Bolt). I know Bruce wouldn't mind do dat fi tek the attention offa him lacklustre leadership skills.

[Assasin]

Mi tell unnu long time. OJ or no OJ he will be watched every move he makes.

Send a tape to Fergie, Him need Ronaldo replacement.
TSA get to work

[Mosiah]

F*$& naming the county after him, let's name the country after him!!! Usainia or UPB(United Parishes of Bolt).

And dat way, wi nuh owe nuhbody again and we can live big a UPB!!!

Mek all Portmore bi di capital!

[Mosiah]

Mi dun call Mizzi arready!

[Jangle]

Mosiah, do you have him on video? If not, yuh naw seh nutting. Do you know how much BBC or the rest of the international media houses would pay for such a clipping?

[Mosiah]

It was on CVM. I'm sure somebody put it on youtube already. Well, I just checked and it's not there yet. Wait a likkle bit man. Worth the wait!

[Jangle]

I have been "tactfully" giving you hints of my diverse marketing ingenuity in addition to my acute football analytical skills for months now, but yuh naw bite. I'll be expecting a phone call soon to discuss my remuneration.

[Mosiah]

There are at least three words in your post that can be described as poly-syllabic. Allow me to get over that first before we talk about, ahem, rene...renum..rumina...merumi..that word!!

[Jangle]

[Shatta]

How we a move so slow pon posting visuals when a it a run the place?

A wah have us so distracted? don't we know that its the visuals that ago mek us eat a food? Out of sight out of mind

How many times we need fi hear that?

[Nemesis]

I've been hearing bout dis goal and still no vid..