Joke From 2007 Gold Cup Finals In Chicago

[Bruce]

I will not be going to Chicago for the Gold Cup semifinals.

In 2007, I went to Chicago for the Gold Cup finals. Soldier Field was sold out, and about 45,000 of the 61,000 people in the stadium were Mexicans.

At halftime, the line to the mens room was horrible. A white man, about 25 years, old, said he was from Salt Lake City, and he asked me if the lines were this bad at Chicago Bears football games.

"No", I said. "Bears fans just go pee against the wall. Men and women."

[Lazie]

I will not be going to Chicago for the Gold Cup semifinals.

In 2007, I went to Chicago for the Gold Cup finals. Soldier Field was sold out, and about 45,000 of the 61,000 people in the stadium were Mexicans.

At halftime, the line to the mens room was horrible. A white man, about 25 years, old, said he was from Salt Lake City, and he asked me if the lines were this bad at Chicago Bears football games.

"No", I said. "Bears fans just go pee against the wall. Men and women."

Wick'd one Bruce.