The 24-year-old celebrated his transfer by spending the night with heiress Paris Hilton in Los Angeles.
Don't let negative things break you, instead let it be your strength, your reason for growth. Life is for living and I won't spend my life feeling cheated and downtrodden.
(Man speaking in strong Scottish accent): I wanna redup an go for a bevvy so a’ll be brief. I dunna ken how you played agin Barcelona… were you lot all guttered? If it were up to me the lot o ye would be on the bru… stunk like stale haggis ye did… played like a bagpipe with no wind…I A voice with a Portuguese accent interrupts: Gaffer… I play futebol in partida better than all jogadores here…I am best jogador em equipe so… Scotsman: shet your puss ye bampot… stop whinin’ like a bairn .. Portuguese: who you call nene? I bes jogador of futebol no mundo… Scotsman: a dunno bout that, ah’ve seen better than… Portuguese: melhor do que eu?? Nao concordo, voce…how you say in scotland? You must be blutered… Scots: Look ye wee houghin edjit… Portuguese: eu sei Scottish…voce can’t call me that! Scots: I can, an jes did..now take yer mingy gutties and get oot… Portuguese: Obrigado… eu sei where I’m wanted. (SILENCE, THEN A FAINT VOICE IN SPANISH AT THE BACK OF THE ROOM) Spanish (Argentinian accent: ) Hay un Dios
X DESCRIBES HIMSELF - Stop masquerading as if you have the clubs interest at heart, you are a fraud, always was and always will be in any and every thing that you present...
I know... I actually spent about 20 mins looking at a Scottish slang dictionary...20 minutes during which I should have been working! so now I'm paying for it; oh well..
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