Pre-match banter - funny stuff!

[Mosiah]

1935: Chelsea keeper Petr Cech will be wearing full face and head protection again tonight. Not sure if Tom Hicks will be doing likewise.
1931: I get a lump in my throat every time I hear the Champions League anthem. Honestly, I do. Very odd. I'm going to have it played at my funeral.
1923: Chelsea boss Avram Grant watches his players go through their paces and as he does so, he idly sings along to 2-4-6-8 Motorway by the Tom Robinson Band. One of those two facts is not true.

[Mosiah]

1943: As the players line up, the Liverpool fans continue to sing You'll Never Walk Alone, completely drowning out the Champions League theme. Shameful. Just joking, just joking.