JOKE: Golf, Sex, and Oprah

[Bruce]

CBS talk show host Craig Ferguson played a clip from the Oprah Winfrey show.

STARRY-EYED MIDDLE AGE HOUSEWIFE:
" My husband and I have sex in all kinds of different places. We live near a golf course. We had sex on a golf course."

OPRAH, with a blank look on her face:

"What hole?"


I WOULD LIKE TO ADD:

If they had sex in a sand trap, when they were done, I hope they had the courtesy to rake out their butt prints.

[Peter R]

She should have asked if par for the course was 69.

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[Bruce]

Par for the course was "71 - 69 with two fingers shoved up her ass"
"68 - where the man tells the woman "You do me, and I'll owe you one."
("Women hear that all the time")
-George Carlin

I hope they didn't get an 81 - doing 69 when her ex shows up and shoves a 12-gauge shotgun up his ass.