A wheddi? The alien needs media management!

[Willi]

The Beast wanted to train abroad because he loves white girls???

http://uk.eurosport.yahoo.com/video/...141456745.html

[Islandman]

Just saw it.....ah bwoy. Well I guess him nuh know nuh better.

[Muadib]

Sound like the best reason !!

[Willi]

Tell him that not everything good to eat good to talk.

DWRCL

[T.K.]

The Beast wanted to train abroad because he loves white girls???

http://uk.eurosport.yahoo.com/video/...141456745.html

LOL....cuing myyout in 3.....2....1.....

[Muadib]

Bolt nuh talk him juss dweet for all to see.. Tiger Woods stylee...

Yuh ongly have strent fi di Beast..

[Willi]

No strent at all. Just advice. Mi nuh care what him do, just what him seh. Image consultant.

[Muadib]

Actions speak louder than words..

[Willi]

Actions in the dark dont speak.

It seems my statement flew over yuh head. Read again.
You might find me a cunning linguist. LoL

[Don1]

Actions in the dark dont speak.

It seems my statement flew over yuh head. Read again.
You might find me a cunning linguist. LoL

doan bow!!!

[Willi]

Ah nuh mi!

Afta mi ah nuh beastly alien...MDYADWL.

What Sparrow seh?
"Aye yi yay
I envy de Congo man
I wish it was me ah want to shake he hand
He eat until he stomach upset and I...I
Never eat ah white meat yet"

Waaayooooh

[Willi]

Congo Man
Whoday Whoday oh oh
Whoday Whoday oh oh

Spoken:
Dis is a story ladies and gentlemen about two lovely white women
Travelling all de way to Africa
Found themselves deep in the heart of the Baluba
In de congo
In de hands of my big brother Umba
and if is me ah woulda taken dem back to dey husband
But brother was hungry, hungry, hungry!

Sung:
Two white women travelling through Africa
Find themselves in de hands of a cannibal headhunter
He cook up one, he eat one raw
Dey taste so good he wanted more, more!
He want more!

Aye yi yay
I envy de Congo man
I wish it was me ah want to shake he hand
He eat until he stomach upset and I...
Never eat ah white meat yet

Whoday Whoday oh oh
Whoday Whoday oh oh
(Tribal sounds)

Peeping through the bushes to see what's taking place
There I saw de Congoman goin' to tek a little taste
He open he eye and he start to grin, rubbing he belly and he mumbling...


Aye yi yay
I envy de Congo man
I wish it was me ah want to shake he hand
He eat until he stomach upset what about you Rico?..never eat ah white meat yet
yuh lie!

Whoday Whoday oh oh
Whoday Whoday oh oh

Yabba dabba dabba do ya
Yabba dabba dabba do ya
(Tribal sounds)

Tie dem up and he put dem to lay down on de ground
Light de fire and he started dancing round and round
One of de women started to beg
He bit she on she chest and den he.. on she leg...
He eat she raw

Aye yi yay
I envy de Congo man
I wish it was me ah want to shake he hand
He eat until he stomach upset, what about you?(never eat ah white meat yet)

(Tribal sounds)

Performed by Slinger Francisco aka The Mighty Sparrow

[Muadib]

Who dis ?

Kartel ?

[Willi]

Sparrow.

[Peter R]

Or that your favourite airline is Aer Lingus??