around 1 a.m. there is a knock the door of a congress man's door. his wife opens it and see 2 secret service policemen on her doorstep.
"we have have good news and we have bad news, which do you want first?"
"the good news" she says.
"well, your husband was in a car accident with another woman, but we explained that it was an aide and that you could not accompany him because you had broken your legs"
"THAT's the good news?!!! so what is the bad news" she asks incredulously!
"we are here to break your legs!"
"we have have good news and we have bad news, which do you want first?"
"the good news" she says.
"well, your husband was in a car accident with another woman, but we explained that it was an aide and that you could not accompany him because you had broken your legs"
"THAT's the good news?!!! so what is the bad news" she asks incredulously!
"we are here to break your legs!"
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