PGA Day 1: Tiger Off To Great Start, Tied For Lead

[Bruce]

Tiger Woods is -3 after four holes, and in a three-way tie for the lead. Tiger teed off on hole #10.

Whistling Straits is playing easy after a thunderstorm yesterday, and a southeast wind blowing off Lake Michigan. If the course dries up and the wind switches from the west, all hell could break loose.

An early morning fog delayed the tournament from starting.

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[Gamma]

mmmmm...how far away was the stripper from the tourney last week?

[Bruce]

Theres One 60 Miles Away This Week

mmmmm...how far away was the stripper from the tourney last week?

One of the strippers is a mere 60 miles away this week. See my previous post.

[Gamma]

i know...and look how well he is doing this week!

[Bruce]

After nine holes, Tiger is at -2, two shots off the lead. He just missed three birdie putts, and is playing well. The announcers sense that Tigers game and mental outlook just may be turning around for the better.

[Gamma]

what is the accepted radius? 60 miles?

[Bruce]

Tiger snap hooked his tee shot on #4 into the hazard. He made an ugly swing where he completely lost his driver. If only he held the driver as tight as he held the throats of his mistresses.....

Tiger hit a great approach shot on #4 and saved his par.