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A woman walked into a Police Station where the desk Sergeant asked if he could help her.
“Yes” she said, “I want to report a case of sexual assault”.
“Where did it happen?” the Sergeant asked.
“In the park down the road” she replied.
“Can you describe what happened?”
“Yes, I was walking along the footpath in the park when a man jumped out of thebushes and dragged me in there, removed my underwear then he dropped his pants to his kneesand had his way with me”.
“Could you give me a description of him?”
“Yes, he was wearing white shoes, long white trousers, a white shirt and he had these two biglong pads from his feet up to and over his knees, one on each leg”.
“Sounds to me like he was a cricketer, most probably a batsman”, said the Sergeant.
“Yes”, said the lady, “He was a West Indian Cricketer”.
“That's very observant”, said the Sergeant, “You worked that out from his accent?”
“No”, she replied. “I worked it out because he wasn't in for very long”.
“Yes” she said, “I want to report a case of sexual assault”.
“Where did it happen?” the Sergeant asked.
“In the park down the road” she replied.
“Can you describe what happened?”
“Yes, I was walking along the footpath in the park when a man jumped out of thebushes and dragged me in there, removed my underwear then he dropped his pants to his kneesand had his way with me”.
“Could you give me a description of him?”
“Yes, he was wearing white shoes, long white trousers, a white shirt and he had these two biglong pads from his feet up to and over his knees, one on each leg”.
“Sounds to me like he was a cricketer, most probably a batsman”, said the Sergeant.
“Yes”, said the lady, “He was a West Indian Cricketer”.
“That's very observant”, said the Sergeant, “You worked that out from his accent?”
“No”, she replied. “I worked it out because he wasn't in for very long”.