Pigeon Killed In Cricket Match

[Bruce]

YouTube - Pigeon gets taken out by cricket ball

Jaques Rudolph throws a batted ball from the outfield in the Lancaster vs. Yorkshire 20/20 cricket match and nails a pigeon.

This pigeon is no more.
This pigeon has ceased to be.
This is a PAST PIGEON ! (with apologies to Monty Python)

"All the world seems in tune on a spring afternoon,
when we're poisoning pigeons in the park......
We'll murder them all for laughter and merriment,
Except for the few we take home to experiment"

-Tom Lehrer, "Poisoning Pigeons In The Park"


YouTube - Randy Johnson kills a bird....
Baseball pitcher Randy Johnson, one of the hardest throwers in baseball, nails a bird.
The bird was awarded first base, but was later thrown out trying to steal second base.

[Mosiah]

What kind of sick joke is this!?!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zBMXE...eature=related

[Bruce]

Here's a better joke - Pro Evolution Soccer 4 - Jamaica vs. Spain,
Jamaica Scores (Spain own goal)

YouTube - The Greatest Own Goal On Pro Evolution Soccer 4!

[Peter R]

Dave Winfield also killed a pigeon (gull?) in Toronto with a baseball he threw between innings. He was on the yankees team at the time. He was charged but the charges were dropped. He later returned years later to play for the Blue Jays.